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A Royal Court commission, premiered at the Royal Court Jerwood Theatre Upstairs


Written by an anonymous woman
Performed by an unprepared man
“So I think it’s fair to say that most women almost definitely do masturbate. We just wait to discuss it until we’re in an oddly anonymou...

21st February

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Forthcoming Shows

  • Shappi Khorsandi

    Off the Kerb Productions presents

    Shappi Khorsandi: Mistress and Misift

    Shappi presents England's unsung heroine, Emma Hamilton. For too many years she has been known as just ‘Nelson's mistress', a bit of a harlot. (You get ONE job in a brothel and bang goes your reputati...

    8th March to 9th March

  • Tom Stade

    Presented by Blue Jeans Management

    Tom Stade: I Swear

    Get ready for another epic blast of Tom Stade!  Following last year’s smash hit run at the Edinburgh Festival, and sell-out dates across the UK, the Canadian tour-de-force is back on the road with ext...

    13th March

  • Rhapsodes

    Something For The Weekend presents


    From the creators of Olivier Award-winning Showstopper! The Improvised Musical, this is competitive improv as you've never seen it. Honouring ancient Athenian traditions, two rhapsodes, Adam Meggido a...

    16th March

  • The Boy Who Climbed Into the Moon

    Theatre Alibi presents

    The Boy Who Climbed Into The Moon

    A magical tale of big ideas and sky-high courage…
    Some pretty odd ideas are floating around Paul’s street. There’s Mabel, whose brother hides under a brown paper bag. And Clarence the poodle who thin...

    16th March to 18th March

  • Education, Education, Education

    The Wardrobe Ensemble presents

    Education, Education, Education

    It's May 1997. Tony Blair has won the election and Katrina and the Waves have won Eurovision. Channel 5 is a month old. No one knows who Harry Potter is. Britain is the coolest place in the world.

    24th March